Welcome!

Why am I wearing a rain jacket? Why do I have an umbrella inside?

Unclear. What is clear: This is a new website!

Previously at The Harvard Crimson, Four Dollar Wine Critic will now be posting here weekly on cheap wine, other intoxicants that are equally cheap as cheap wine, and *feminism.*

Joint me every Tuesday night to contemplate the paradox of embodiment – or, you know, for booze.